So, I've had a few jobs in my time, not careers you understand, just nothing whatever jobs. I would perhaps have been more inclined to take on a career if I'd been working for people who were deserving of respect and not members of the League Of Miscreants.A list of the people I've worked for/under follows:
- Amorphous mass of wanker dentists
- Completely psychotic ex-army woman whose management style was: "Yelling."
- Elderly Polish man who would become confused mid-sentence, believing himself to be in the time period of the story he was recounting, getting angry all over again as if the story was happening to him.
- a full time video store manager full stop.
"Micromanagement and laziness do not a good environment create."I quit on Saturday morning and man, it felt good! I've only ever been fired before and its sooo different! I got exactly what I wanted and left a massive hole in their roster! T'aint nobody available to fill that shit! Awoooo! Suck it up you dipshit!
-Yoda MBA, Master of Jedi Sc.
Sure I'm poor but who cares? I'll no longer have to tollerate a fat loser who made my slacker job difficult because he had the hots for me and I was way out of his league.
My bank account: $310.20
My emotional account: $369, 255, 138, 067.19
SUPPLEMENTAL: I came to enjoy the company of my fellow workers at the video store, in particular the delightfully positive Lucy, Guy the animator who like all of us was much better than that place, Pullman, and pretty much everyone but the manager Aaron. If you happen to get served by any of these people, say something memorable or funny - it makes the shift less horrible.
2 comments:
How do i order the box set? and does it have special features such as a behind the scenes look at a day in the life of 'a full time video store manager full stop'???
Can i view the 'i quit' episode from multiple angles to really enjoy the facial expressions?
hehe
More power too you Kitt for standing up to The Man, i know just how exhilarating it can be!!!
SUPPLEMENTAL: I came to enjoy the company of my fellow workers at the video store, in particular the delightfully positive Lucy
Your a sweet one Kitt!
If it's any constellation I miss you like hell in that place.
:) xoxox
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