Friday, September 5, 2008

your guide to fashion


Green is the new orange but yellow is the old red. This means white has become the new green and salmon is the old black. Turquoise surprisingly is still the current turquoise and mauve has shifted into an invisible infrared colour, opting to stay out of the summer market. Puce is alternately the new and the old blue while brown is grey in Europe and dark-grey in Asia.

The old pink was forced to retire after it was reveled that it was actually gold the whole time. Purple was not available for comment at the time of publishing but sources indicate it is moving in a more peach direction after last year's failure as the new off-white.

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