Keyboard Hygiene

It occurred to me that maybe reading about how I'm horny probably isn't good blogging practice...granted I get horny more interestingly than most but, you deserve better than that, Internet Reader and I have let you down. The post has been deleted and I'll try and rectify things in the coming years as we grow old and horrible together.

Right now, I want to talk about this...Maybe I'm alone here but I feel a connection with my keyboard and I don't know how this guy let his keyboard get so bad. Actually, no I don't think you can "let" it get that bad, you have to actively dirty it. It looks like they pulled it out of a shipwreck, there's probably some barnacles under his dick.

It depends what he's using it for really but I don't think you could get that capslock to engage for love or money. Also, I wouldn't recommend trying to engage the capslock without gloves. We can only hope that this man got that ring out of his foreskin before he died of keyboard contracted Syphilis.

I think this picture, sums up the internet.

BTW, the above picture is not safe for work.