Monday, August 11, 2008

Week In Review: Part 4 - Monday's Child

I'm sorry that I missed the update on Friday but I had things to do...seriously Internet reader, get a life.

Most of the time the course I'm doing is stuffed full of bullshit. But today it ended up being accidentally fantastic but for you to understand what I'm talking about, we need some context so let's get comfortable and enjoy the backstory. Ready?

BACKSTORY!
So I've got a mole on my head, its been there a while I spose, we met about 3 or 4 years ago, it's above my left ear. So what big deal right? Yeah well what if its ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN-CANCER?! The worst kind of cancer. I had a haircut and that got me thinking about it (read: irrationally panicking).

Anyway, lets' leap forwards now to Monday morning BACKSTORY OVER.

A woman with glasses asked me how I was and I said "not good, I think I have cancer." She laughed and I told her more or less what I just told you. What does she say? She looks past me and says "Dr Boyd, this young man thinks he has cancer, can you put his mind at ease?"

Dr Boyd is like a cancer surgeon specialist! Haha, talk about convenient, its great having access to people like that! Boyd says if it was malignant, I'd have been dead a year. And...I don't think I'm dead a year.........yet.

HIGHLIGHTS:
  1. No cancer maybe!
  2. The drive home where my grooving to Stevie Wonder was watched by cute kids.
LOWLIGHTS:
  1. It's Monday, dude!
VERDICT: Yeahhhh....nah whatever.

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