Woah! Woden's Day already? We better get a move on then. Today I woke up really effing tired because I was up all night reading articles in preparation for a presentation (Across the nation). In actual fact I was up all night reading erotic fiction and chatting on MSN, I put more work into the title page of the presentation than any other part and that's the secret of my success™!I'm pleased with how it went because it got some laughs, even from the stone faced lecturer who is hewn from pure Academite.
Wednesday was more or less your standard day I suppose, and this isn't really the kind of blog that just blah blah blahs about my boring day, you don't care about that do you Internet Reader? You're busy. So I'm gonna talk about things on the wild side. I think I broke 2 laws today...thats if we lump all the traffic laws I broke into 1 category (speeding, running red lights etc) and I spoke openly about patients.
If you haven't worked in healthcare before, its time you got real and realised that we talk about you. That's right, your weirdo podiatrist and your kindly old doctor all talk about you when you're gone! I suppose its some kind of confidentiality issue...but I wonder how many laws we all break on a daily basis, what about you guys? You broken any laws lately?!
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HIGHLIGHTS:
- The presentation which had this awesomely hilarious title page:

- Talking to the lecturer afterwards about nerdy stuff.
- Driving home I see these 3 dudes walking along in yellow smiley face balaclavas! Being filmed by a black guy! I imagined them having sex with eachother "nono!" says the black man "keep the balaclavas on."
- While picking my nose on the drive home, I spy a hot asian male (or HAM) picking his own nose in the car behind me!
- Breakin the lawww!
1 comments:
Great thoughts you got there, believe I may possibly try just some of it throughout my daily life.
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