Friday, August 22, 2008

diagnosis: BOY FEVER!

Prognosis: Ssssssssexay!
Holy shit dudes! I'm not even kidding when I tell you I've gone boy crazy this time. I can't think about anything else, just cock and sex and dudes! Maybe its a problem because of uni, but I'm so horny that it's fuckin funny!

So here's some examples from today of how toey I am. We were at curtin campus in the arvo and I spotted a familiar face. "Wait a minute!" I said "Waaaaait a minute!"
"what are we waiting for?" asked Emily
I recognised him from the ECU commercials this guy is smokin hot in person, he's more tanned. The interesting thing is, when I first saw that ad, I said "he's not bad...I'd lick his balls." Having seen him in the flesh today, I would do more than that. I was pretty loud in telling everyone at my table who he was and how sexy I thought he is. But he knows it...also nobody agreed with me.

Later, on the bus home I sat next to this dude who was ok looking (for a white guy) and clearly gay. I was getting flashing lights on my gaydar. I kept fantasizing about kissing him, just grabbing him and pashing his face! I tried to figure out what his pashing style would be from looking at him. Hot diggity. I need to fuck someone...STAT!

2 comments:

Paul said...

Have you taken care of that problem yet? Sounds hard ;)

drew said...

*groans*... and he's an engineering student too! Cheesy ad.